LOL, INTERNETS.
Do you find memes, viral images, flash videos, regurgitated office humour and badly animated .gif images to be an insidious cancer, eating away at the Internet? Do you look upon social networks such as MySpace and feel disgusted when their users eat up bandwidth with worthless media and images?
We feel the exact same way.
Here at The Cult of Qelqoth, banal Internet "humour" is rejected with a certain disdain. We loathe mediocrity in whichever shape or form it takes. We believe that purification is a necessity in order for ourselves to evolve, thus becoming the much needed online anthesis.
Join with us as we attempt to save the Internet, a diseased creature spewing endless garbage upon itself. Just remember - you did this. We all did. Nobody is innocent in regard to our abuse of the Internet. But we can work together and ensure that such levels of mediocrity are avoided at all costs.
Best Regards,
Rev. Joseph Qelqoth